Regarding the happenings at the student feedback session held in the hall on 21st February, I categorically deny making any statements about knees. skirts and bare skin. It was very unfortunate that it was assumed that I was the one who made such derogatory comments. I should hereby demand a public apology from the party involved. In this instance, this person happens to be my fair-weather friend, TW, whom I would forgive and identity I choose to protect.

I should also insist that the Feedback Unit of the 37th Student Council conduct thorough background checks on all feedback before making it publicly known. I henceforth have to bear with the repercussions brought about by my alleged tendencies of warped non-conformity regarding skirts - the scorn and the disgust of the female cohort. I once again state that I have nothing to do with any statements made in my name whatsoever. I regret for the inconvenience brought about to others by reading this statement.

drummed at 3:25 PM;